honestly every newspaper front page of the debate just looks like obama and romney singing a lively duet
and
oh this is my favorite
i still don’t understand how this got 47,000 notes
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So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
i love medieval art it’s like
first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy
gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok
someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what
my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches
idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun
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puppy farts - Imgur
I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.
holy shit
This is what I do in my freetime.
Tumblr’s National Anthem
OMFG AHDSAFKDAGSFHKGFDSAKFHGADLSGFL
TILL YOU GET ANON HATE.
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I feel like if I added a winky face to the end of all my texts then everything I said would come off as flirty, no matter what I sent. Like:
“I ran over your dog this morning ;)”
“You’re adopted ;)”
“Your personality is shit ;)”
“I’m cheating on you with your brother ;)”
“I support Mitt Romney ;)”
“Reject your god ;)”
Right?
“I want to throw you out the window ;)”
“I broke your laptop ;)”
“I’m eating oatmeal ;)”
“My cat is fluffy ;)”
“I just broke my leg ;)”
oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
no pictures please
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